( 1 ) “Today you are you! That is truer than true! There is no one alive who is you-er
than you!
Dr. Seuss”
( 2 ) My week is basically …Monday–>Monday#2–>Monday#3–>Monday#4–>
Friday– >Saturday–>pre-Monday
( 3 ) “Life moves pretty fast.If you don’t stop and look around once in a while,
you could miss it.
—Ferris Bueller (Ferris Bueller’s Day Off)”
( 4 ) Everyday is not the same then how can you expect everyone to be same everyday.
( 5 ) My Life,My Choices,My Mistakes,My Lessons,Not your business…
( 6 ) If Harry Potter is so magical then why can’t he fix his eye sight?
( 7 ) Life is like photography, you use the negatives to develop positives. …
Best whats app status .
( 8 ) If you chase two rabbits, both will escape.
( 9 ) If you want to be sad, live in the past. If you want to be anxious, live in the future.
If you want to be peaceful, live in the NOW.
( 10 ) “The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even
touched – they must be felt with the heart.
—Helen Keller”
( 11 ) “Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the
present moment.
–Buddha”
( 12 ) I remember when my old Nokia phone said I had low battery it meant that
I had 2 days to find a charger. :’)
( 13 ) My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.
( 14 ) I’m gonna MAKE the rest of my life, the BEST of my LIFE.
( 15 ) Error: status unavailable
( 16 ) “Where we’re going…..we don’t need roads
–Dr. Emmett Brown( Back to the Future)”
( 17 ) “””changing the face””
can change nothing ..
but
“”facing the change””
can change everything..!!!!”
( 18 ) How come wrong numbers are never busy?
( 19 ) Ah, but a man’s reach should exceed his grasp,Or what’s a heaven for?”
– Robert Browning
( 20 ) Life on earth is expensive, but it includes a free trip around the sun.
( 21 ) Dream as if you’ll live forever..Live as if tomorrow is last one.
( 22 ) Contributing to entropy since 1994.
( 23 ) lazy People Fact #5812672793
You were too lazy to read that number.
( 24 ) Wow now I’m a graduate…….Now thermometer is not the only thing that has
degrees without brains .
( 25 ) I can see you
( 26 ) I’am looking for a bank loan which can perform two things..give me a Loan and
then leave me Alone.
( 27 ) Waiting for wi-fi network.
( 28 )Tip to avoid car insurance……….Join facebook and never leave home.
( 29 ) I will marry the girl who look as pretty as in her Aadhaar card!!!!
( 30 ) Should transformers take car insurance or life insurance…..
( 31 ) If people are trying to bring you ‘Down’, It only means that you are ‘Above them’.
( 32 ) I like to always carry two sacks around. That way, if someone asks me to lend
them a hand, I can say, “Sorry, got these sacks”.
( 33 ) Life was much easier when Apple and Blackberry were just fruits.
( 34 ) Before you let go. Remember the reason why you were hanging on.
( 35 ) Be a kickass girl with a mind, with a cool attitude, and a lady with class.
( 36 ) I don’t have a personality problem. I have an attitude.
( 37 ) Love is the strongest force the world possesses, yet it is the humblest imaginable ….
--Mahatma Gandhi
( 38 ) Don’t be so quick to judge me. You only see what I choose to show you.
( 39 ) “Silence is the best answer to a Fool”
( 40 ) “People with high ego and unnecessary attitude deserves the standing ovation of the
tallest finger”
( 41 ) Taking revenge is wrong…very very wrong.. But very very fun.
( 42 ) I am single because God is busy writing the best love story for me…
( 43 ) The only difference between a good day and a bad day is your attitude.
( 44 ) Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.
( 45 ) Please don’t get confused between my personality and my attitude.
( 46 ) I’m selfish, and so I’m not sharing you with anyone.
( 47 ) I think our love can move mountains.
( 48 ) Virginity is not dignity, It is just a lack of opportunity.
( 49 ) Be the change that you wish to see in the world.
( 50 ) Never make your friends enemies, make enemies your friends.
Also read :
Hello, my name is Suraj Singh Yadav. I'm glad to see you.
No comments:
Post a Comment